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An Irishman walks out of a bar 11006 4
Started by thechargerdude@aol.com
That's the joke, get it...An Irishman walks out of a bar...Oh come on, it's funny after a few rounds of Jamison.
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by PAT O'MASTERS  22 Mar 2018 06:49 PM |
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Who is Happy to See You? 22600 1
Started by gbradlamb@hotmail.com
Hypothetically Speaking (of course)
If you were to lock your significant other, along with your dog, in the trunk of your car and came back about 30 minutes later, who is happy to see you
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by ARTHUR WAUGH 01 Jun 2017 01:02 PM |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4510 0
Started by gbradlamb@hotmail.com
Why did the chicken cross the road
To go see his less than intelligent friend.
Knock, Knock
Who's There
The Chicken.
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01 Jun 2017 03:36 AM |
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A 3-D Race 15687 2
Started by rockkingron@gmail.com
I don't know about you, but for myself it is very refreshing to see a 3 party race for the 2016 Presidential election for a change. Yes land mark history is about to be made with this 3 party race, instead of the normal 2 party race that we have become accustomed to in the past, for this race will influence our lives and America for many years to come. So lets take a look at the players in this historic event.
First we have ...
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by ADAM ANDREWS 19 Jan 2017 08:36 PM |
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Gold Shrinks 10024 1
Started by rockkingron@gmail.com
Over time one may have noticed how big the gold looks sitting in the black sands and also how much fine gold there appears to be when panning. It looks as if there is a lot of nice size pieces of flour gold in the pan throughout the black sand and when all the black sand is panned out, a mystical, magical, transformation takes place, the gold shrinks.
Next, the gold is let to dry in the pan and it shrinks again.
Now, the dry gold is put in a gla...
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by ROBERT GALYAN 16 Oct 2016 01:26 PM |
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The Perfect Membership 8004 1
Started by rockkingron@gmail.com
Come on gang it's time to lighten up a bit here for it seems that some people mistakenly think that they have bought the super special presidential elite membership package, a.k.a. ' The Perfect Membership ' instead of the normal mediocre club membership.
Now I can understand their frustration when they find out that they do not have access to the ' Hold Your Hand 24/7 Hot Line ' which is always busy because 1 or 2 members are always hogging the line...
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by Brad Lamb 01 Oct 2016 03:31 AM |
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A little song I wrote about baby gold miners 7133 0
Started by robertj.scarborough@comcast.net
Here is a song I wrote about little gold miners.
I believe the old Creedence Clearwater Revival tune for 'Cotton Fields' will work pretty well
with this song.
Beware, once you start humming or singing it, it will stay with you for several hours.
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Little Bitty Gold Miner
When I was a Little Bitty Gold Miner,
My Papa would rock me in a miners cradle,
In those old Gold Fields back Home !
It was down in Colorado,
Just...
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03 Aug 2016 01:35 PM |
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$1M and Gold Mining 23026 1
Started by turmacmact@msn.com
ChooChoo had worked hard most of his life and at the ripe age
of 60 had finally saved up a million dollars and decided to follow his dream of
gold mining. After 10 years and now at the age of 70 he had finally found a
beautiful 1.5 ounce gold nugget but his million dollars was gone.
He decided to put his 1.5 ounce nugget up for sale on eBay
and he got an email about it. This is the discussion: How much do you want for
the nugget ChooChoo Signed: BooCoo
ChooChoo replied, one million doll...
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by jon stansberry 15 Jan 2016 09:37 PM |
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by Len Solarz 06 Jan 2016 03:11 AM |
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Poem 9644 0
Started by dsnewsom@gmail.com
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31 May 2015 03:04 AM |
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A PROSPECTOR AND HIS OUTFIT 23744 7
Started by joe@jas-gold.com
A PROSPECTOR AND HIS OUTFIT
1898
The following list of necessaries it is as full as can
be given by anyone, and is more than the average prospector generally needs. As
a rule, we would say take as little as you possibly can, and do not overburden
yourself with impedimenta.
First. Two pairs of heavy blankets,
weighing about 8 pounds each.
Second. A buffalo robe or blanket lined
poncho.
Third. Suit of strong gray woolen
clothes, pair of brown jean trou...
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by JOSEPH STASIKONIS 28 Apr 2015 05:54 PM |
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The dog and the butcher 6862 0
Started by waugh1198@gmail.com
From Yahoo the other day....
Guy goes into the local butcher shop and sees a black lab with a small coin purse around his neck, sitting patiently behind the customer at the counter. When the dog's turn comes, the butcher says what do you need Dog puts a paw on the glass in front of the hamburger, butcher asks how much do you want. Dog barks twice, butcher wraps up two pounds. Anything else the butcher asks Dog puts a paw on the glass in front of the pork ...
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15 Jan 2015 04:08 PM |
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3 Replies and 11730 Views
The Chicken and the egg 11730 3
Started by elliottart303@gmail.com
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, 'I guess we answered that question!'
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by Matt Mortensen 09 Jan 2015 03:17 AM |
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22 Sep 2014 05:57 PM |
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3 Replies and 11767 Views
What Dysfunction? 11767 3
Started by gldhntr2004@yahoo.com
The classroom was in awe as the teacher welcomed various animal handlers to show and tell the various animals under their care. Little Johnny was particularly taken by the snake handler. After all the animals were shown, the teacher asked the children if they had any questions about the animals they had seen. Johnny was quick to raise his hand and was the first chosen. He asked, 'Where can I get a snake I think my daddy needs a new one.' The snake handler, kind of bemused by the question, repli...
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by JASON DENNEY 18 Aug 2014 08:41 PM |
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8 Replies and 14979 Views
Wanna laugh? 14979 8
Started by goldminerj@yahoo.com
Coming to this site is a joke. Everytime I try to post on here, a pop up tries to get me to download a malicious adobe or google...
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by DONALD BAILEY 02 Aug 2014 07:38 PM |