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A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment.

“What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked.

The old gentleman replied: “Doctor, please help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my arms go weak, I can hardly catch my breath… Doctor, I’m scared!”

The Doctor, looking at his eighty five years old patient, said: “Mr. Atkins, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?”

The old gentleman’s response was: “Well… four times last night, and twice again this morning ! "”